Turkey Poop

Total Time: 46 mins Preparation Time: 45 mins Cook Time: 1 min

Ingredients

• Servings: 1
• 1 ziploc bag (or baggie)
• 10 malted milk balls (whoppers) or 10 chocolate-covered peanuts or 10 chocolate-covered raisins (or whatever you would like to use)

Recipe

• 1 you may also need a stapler (if necessary).
• 2 this poem printed on paper: you invited me to thanksgiving dinner, with your family and your friends(period) you didn't tell me i was the main dish, for me it was "the end" (exclamation mark) you frightened me so badly--i knew i had been duped (exclamation mark) so, i left you with my calling card, this bag of turkey poop!
• 3 place the 10 malted milk balls (or whatever you are using) in the sandwich bag.
• 4 place the printed poem inside the sandwich hag so that it is in front of the malted milk balls (or whatever you use).
• 5 staple if necessary.
• 6 place at each table setting at dinner on thanksgiving or christmas day!
• 7 now watch the smiles on peoples faces and hear the laughter as well as ughs!
• 8 have a happy thanksgiving or merry christmas!